And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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