school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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