shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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