I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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