Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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