at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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