I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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