Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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