2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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