just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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