We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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