i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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