you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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