Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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