I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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