Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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