covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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