The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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