Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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