This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Dicks are not precious.
Couch. On fire.
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