grandma shit on top of the toilet
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
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