So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
you are never too drunk for berry picking
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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