how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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