butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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