My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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