who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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