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(443): View more from Maryland

Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.

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(443): Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry. http://tfl.nu/7406

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(651): View more from Minnesota

nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.

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(651): nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list. http://tfl.nu/o8v1

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(330): View more from Ohio

Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up

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(330): Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up http://tfl.nu/ip0y

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i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said

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(810): i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said http://tfl.nu/bvpk

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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young

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(815): its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young http://tfl.nu/hsw4

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(206): View more from Washington

..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"

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(206): ..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance" http://tfl.nu/51ez

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.

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(204): I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake. http://tfl.nu/a9s8

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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.

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(912): He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again. http://tfl.nu/ik4l

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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20

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(651): I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20 http://tfl.nu/s3lf

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(509): View more from Washington

idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.

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(509): idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow. http://tfl.nu/e8dm

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.

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(318): I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck. http://tfl.nu/uef5

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(913): View more from Kansas

Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife

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Tearing families apart since 2011.

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(913): Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife (1-913): Tearing families apart since 2011. http://tfl.nu/djlc

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(248): View more from Michigan

My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus

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(248): My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus http://tfl.nu/w26d

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.

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(920): YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF. http://tfl.nu/pvmt

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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.

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(914): There is an alarming amount of urine in here. http://tfl.nu/rii0

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