Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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