Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches