she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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