what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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