Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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