i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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