dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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