If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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