I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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