So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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