I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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