im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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