We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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