so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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