I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Drake has all the answers
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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