Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Let's paint friendship bongs
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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