He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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