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(343): View more from Ontario

No awkward lesbian experiences without me

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(626): View more from California

I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!

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(434): View more from Virginia

because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?

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(951): View more from California

She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?

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(518): View more from New York

do nipples grow back?

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