i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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