jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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