dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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