She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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