I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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