Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I'm having to shit out rocks
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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