I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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