This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
It's blow job season.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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