i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
i've created a new STD.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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