if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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