therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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