is your mom at the bar?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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