i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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