So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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