I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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